If you got the chance to talk the devil, what would u say?

[dreamstar72]

The world would be a much better place without you but no you had to convince Eve to take a bite of that damn apple

[iFarted]

I'd probably ask the devil, "who's truly the evil one? What makes you think what you do is right?"

[Anonymous]

Why don't you love God?
Why don't you want to take your place in heaven by talking to God?
Why don't you help God's creatures and destroy them?
Why don't you want to be better instead of bad?
What can you offer and can't God?
What is your future in all this eternity?
Why did you want to be above God when you already had everything?
What would everything look like if you defeated God? Why do you think it would be better like you, when you are not perfect?
Does your hell have an end?
Why did you do everything you did?
What did they want you to do when you did something?

[ChrisMaster69]

I would be, you got that £10 quid I subbed you last week.

oh and you were totally right about those succubi

excellent party

[Agape93]

“What can I do for YOU?”
Or
“Is there a way to kill the god of Abraham?”

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I would tell the devil , I rebuke in you and pray to the Lord Jesus

[pigoat]

What is it you desire ?

[Sia_nee]

I'll be like "What's up yo"

[FýrdracaDócincel]

"Do we really need to be speaking?"