Search Results: funny pick up lines

So hey, what's my move?

I am in no way "intimidated" by extremely beautiful women but for some reason just cannot come up with topics to "discuss" with the women I'm eyeballing. I currently have two "subjects" of interest: One girl comes into...

mildlyaloof

Xper 5 Age: 39

Flirting

Funny dirty pick up lines anyone?

Well totle says it all, anything that makes u lol if a girl says it to you

Anonymous

(25-29)

Flirting

Whats your favorite pick up line?:D?

I've heard so many good ones and funny ones and i need a little laugh :/

Lelialia

Xper 6 Age: 31

Flirting

What is the funniest pick up line you can come up with?

Funniest pick up line you can think of.

Anonymous

(30-35)

Relationships

Mixed signals? Or am I just not seeing clearly?

I have known this friend of mine for quite some time. Almost 5 years. As lost touch for a while but then regained it. I was searching people to add on Twitter and I thought about trying to find him. I was successful and...

Mixedone

Xper 4 Age: 30

Flirting

Know any good pick up lines?

Just want to know some pickup lines funny ones, serious one, ect.

Anonymous

(25-29)

Flirting

Ok just for fun you know shits and giggles lol?

ok ladies a gentlemen a bit of a competition im judging i want to hear the wurst and funnies pick up line that you have heard or used guys and gals im judging witch one i think is funniest so give us your best and your...

lachlan1jordan

Xper 5 Age: 32

Guy's Behavior

What are some pick up lines girls can use on guys?

I like this guy, but I don't think he's interested in me, and im okay with that. what are some good, kinda funny pick up lines for girls to use, to not be so weird & loosen the situation alittle? I don't know if he knows...

Anonymous

(30-35)

Flirting

Do corny pick up lines do the trick?

As a guy do you use them, and girls do they actually do the job or just funny to hear?

loulourako

Xper 6 Age: 30

Dating

Favorite and/or cheesiest pick up line?

I've heard some pretty funny ones before and I was wondering if you guys had any I maybe hadn't heard before. The title is pretty self explanatory, just post your favorite and/or cheesiest pick up line you have ever...

TheyCallMeMacDaddyG

Xper 5 Age: 27

Other

If you were the only one who answered to your ex who has car troubles would you help her/him?

I was driving by to my brothers house when I noticed this girl standing by her car with the hood popped open looking like she was about to cry. I kindly pulled over knowing this neighborhood was sketchy as is and she...

Anonymous

(30-35)

Flirting

What are the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used/heard?

I really have nothing better to do but ask this lame ass question. But seriously, what're some funny, lame, or cheesy pick up lines. Guys and girls?

Re-beccalynne

Xper 5 Age: 28

Flirting

What is your best/funniest pick-up line?

Here are some of mine: I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana creamm You can call me a fireman, cause I turn all the hoes on I'm not a fireman, but you can expect MORE than a few inches tonight If I flip a...

Satan_The_Prince_666

Xper 5 Age: 36

Other

What's the worst or funniest joke/pick up line you have ever heard?

Yes I've already asked this but i wanna hear more hilarious responses! so in the opinions below tell me the worst and funniest jokes and pickup lines you have ever heard Feel free to list lots!

Defenestration

Xper 6 Age: 35

Flirting

What's the funniest pick up line someone used on you?

Anonymous

(45 Plus)

Flirting

What is the cheesiest or best pick up line you have ever heard/used?

What is the cheesiest or best pick up line you have ever heard/used? Kind of random but I thought question might get some funny responses.

CountryCutie1

Xper 5 Age: 31

Flirting

How should I go about initiating a conversation with a new guy?

I'm a horrible flirt. I can't make a joke sound funny, if my life depended on it. I'm also an awkward introvert, when it comes to talking to guys that I think are attractive, or I have interest in. This makes it...

Anonymous

(25-29)

Health & Fitness

What pick-up lines work on girls?

give honest answers, what pick up lines work and which ones don't also if you don't agree with pick up lines why not explain your point of view. P.S. if you know any funny pick up lines please post them. lets make this fun!

hello009

Xper 6 Age: 35

Other

Cartoon Caption Contest...What is your funniest line for this cartoon?

Hey GAGers! Do you want another chance to win a $25 Amazon gift card? We want your help! Take a look at the cartoon below, created by cartoon artist Jerry King, and write your own caption! Once Jerry picks a favorite,...

GirlsAskGuys

Guru Age: 26

Other

What's the worst pick up line you've ever said/experienced?

I dared my friend at the movie theater to go and flirt with someone he did it in the end and it got him a slap to the face ... This was because he said " your dad must be a baker cause you've got nice buns "... Lol it was...

whosthis

Xper 5 Age: 29