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The title says it all, so ladies, can you PLEASE, for the sake of guys and having a relationship with a guy, stop wearing bras forever? And by bras I don't mean just only bras, it includes every other undergarment for the bust, including little tops which are almost 1 piece underwear and corsets. Ladies, please? Bras bring shame to girls, they ruin your sexiness and your beauty. Do us perverted man a favor and stop wearing bras. And by perverted man I mean 99.99% of man because only 0.1% of man isn't perverted. If you don't do that favor than you might as well turn gay. Bras change the shape of your boobs and make them unnatural, keep your nipples from showing through, make boobs bounce less, make us perverted guys see your bra except for your full on naked boobs when we randomly raise your shirt in public, could ruin your lympatic system, and cover your full on naked boobs when you get your shirt wet. Boobs were made to be saggy, not perky. Saggy boobs are hot and natural. When sapiens evolved into humans, they all had saggy boobs at 1st because there were no bras, and that's the natural way it should be. Bras do all that bad stuff. Ladies please stop wearing them!

So my job is an animator and I'm making a cartoon. Which of these characters do you think is the best? Please answer, I've been DYING to ask this. Yes, they're all guys.
Richard- He's the main character and the protagonist. There's nothing more he hates than School. He is clumsy and half dumb and half smart. He has a very good heart and likes his friends better than himself. He also gets electric powers when hit by thunder.
Julio- He is Richard's best friend in the world. He's always very concerned about somebody taking his place as Richard's best friend. He has 2 brothers (1 of them is a clone of him that was once an enemy.). He is kinda sarcastic and a bit short tempered. He doesn't mess around. He is physically very strong and is a swordsman with 6 swords. You wouldn't wanna randomly hit him in the streets because than he'd literally ruin your day and kill you alive.
Eli- He is a HUGE pervert who's obsessed with doing perverted things to girls. Billions of perverts look up to him. He loves cursing and thinks that it makes him look cool. He gets fire super powers from being aroused, orgasming, being angry, and eating spicy stuff. He's not gay but his dream is to suck a dick and his dream job is to change the lyrics of every song ever, making them perverted. Expect him to be getting in troubles a lot somewhere, like in School or at work.
Jarius: He is obsessed with milk and makes a bunch of stuff out of milk, including weapons. Sometimes his voice randomly turns retarded and squeaky. You better drink your milk because if you don't he will give you the Jarius face and kill you.
Jojo: He's Richard worst enemy ever and the antagonist. He has bullied Richard forever. He is a murderer but never gets caught, only Richard and his friends know his secret. He HATES Richard and wants him dead. He is a physically strong murderer who can take incredible amount of damage and still be alive with over 9999 deadly and bloody weapons. He is no easy enemy to defeat at all.