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I had reason to be concerned and looked through his text messages (spare me the rant about snooping, he has always said if I ever doubt then to check, he has nothing to hide). Well, apparently he does have something to hide because his female coworker who is is very close with (she's married as well) sent him a picture of her in her bra and panties (a picture of her sideways with her butt pushed up and out in a sexy pose). There was also a text message that followed saying "I need to feel you again". Long story short I confronted him and he did exactly what I expected him to do... said that had asked her for a picture of her tattoo and that was the picture she sent. And as far as the "I need to feel you again" he said she meant a hug. Is this a joke? I am just curious to see if any human, man or woman would believe this story? I am not buying it and about to end my marriage. Is this reason enough for divorce for most people? As a side note, he always manages to not exactly lie but doesn't tell the truth. He is quite skilled in this. He considers it white lies but I am a cut and dry person and take pride in honesty so I see these as him being a habitual liar.
Both he and his coworker are sticking to their story and won't budge. now what?

So I'll keep it short and sweet.

My boyfriend loves to post to several online forums. Some of them, the guys on there can be pretty raunchy. Seeing that im insecure and i know it (needlessly he's the love of my life i plan to marry him), I monitor his postings. Is it right? no. Do I still do it? Unfortunately... yes.

He said, "I know a girl thats on the backpages, she's a stripper and escort, i get free drinks and blow jobs from time to time"

Men on there have been known to joke and exaggerate like that... but i can't help but feel scared to know if its true or not.

Should i ask? Confront him? Im not ashamed to admit I look at the stuff, not proud of myself but i need to know.

I've had a crush on this boy since my senior year of high school. We had a class together and we worked in the same group. We were all good friends in the group.. (class clowns) he liked my best friend at the time but she wasn't that intrested in him, so nothing really happened. We graduated in 2012 we are all sophomores in college now. Well he made a fb a couple weeks ago(after stating he never would) so I followed and messaged him and we had a short little convo.. 2. Then I posted a pic of me(just a basic selfie) saying I was almost ready to go out(it was NYE) and he commented "You ain't hot don't fool yourself haha" he then commented "Haha man I'm just messin around. You should know that"(I fucking hate when guys do this! It's so confusing!) Even though we use to joke around like this at school. I was mean to him(in a sassy way not like a bitch) and he was mean to me. I like him because he can actually match my sarcasim. I just do not want to make a fool out of myself. I want to try and be friends with him, but zi know it will be hard because we have different interests( He hunts and all that stuff, while I'm a city person, but I have always wanted to hunt and camp and all that just with a cute guy who knows what he is doing out there lol.)

Please Help!