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Let's say you work at a fast food joint. It's only been your first week there, you spent training on the Fast Food's "University" online courses, which were 8 gruesome hours every day on the computer teaching you the proper way to hold a mop, how to say hello and smile to customers. In short, the training courses were extremely extremely educational. Extremely.

So here you are, the senior employee, Ms. Stickupherass just had Halal lamb and goat brain from the Middle Eastern bodega down the street, for lunch; but they didn't cook the meat properly for her on purpose because she's an angry little white dwarf looking ass old lady. So this is revenge for them because she's always gossiping. Dumb b.itch. Hence, all of a sudden she has a massive diarrhea attack at lunch time. 9,000,000 people walk in the door while Ms. Stickupherass ran to the rest room. She has been working at this fast food joint for well over 10 years. She can't remember the last time she took a training course.. She thinks you know everything. If she knew how lame the courses were, she would have never had that Halal Goat and Lamb brain.

So you are stuck, with 9 million customers, you break a sweat, you know nothing, people are pissed you don't know what goes on what. All of a sudden a guy, around your age, average looking, easy on the eyes, sees you panicking, he's a customer in line, but he goes behind the counter, washes hands, helps you make everything. You freak out seeing him, a customer jumping behind the counter? but you don't say anything, you could use any and every help at this moment. Because he is helping you, line goes from 9,000,000 to 0 in like 5 minutes. He's quick as hell. Teaches you things while making food. After that, he introduces himself, tells you that he used to work there long time back and thought you could use help. He shakes your hand. Finds out you are single, so is he. Your superhero leaves the back counter right when Ms. Stickupherass comes back from the bathroom.

While she's bitching about this and that in the back, your new friend asks you out on a date. Seeing what he did for you, knowing he is single, and is average looking, would you say yes or no?