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I'm reading this and giggling over the thought.
The question is as follows: would you switch having a period and going through the hell that is giving birth the normal, human way, to laying human eggs, kind of like a chicken and... sit on them... or something...

Pros:
* Laying an egg, while painful, would (probably) be much shorter than going through a period. Let's say about half an hour for the egg instead of about a week for period. (I admit I have very little idea of how periods last)
* You can also get your husband in on the act of egg-sitting. More bonding options.
* No need for tampons or pads or whatever else.
* Possibly more convenient.
Cons:
* Considering the size of the average human baby, that'd be one hell of an egg!
* There's a chance, like with a period, it may come during class or a business meeting, or something, so you'd have to raise your hand and loudly declare you have to lay your egg.
* The amount of pain that comes with a period would probably be concentrated into a single session of egg laying.
* Some girls would inevitably prefer to stick with their periods and regular birth mechanism. More segregation.

The issue, however, is that I'm male, so that means I can't have a proper idea since I've never had a period or gave birth. I've read about a device that kind of simulates giving birth and going through a period with electric zapping, but I don't know how accurate it is. Honestly? It sounds like an interesting experience, and if my body wasn't broken, I'd like to give it a try.

So, regular period and birth vs laying an egg. What would you choose?

Guys, which hips do you like? Wide, slim, or somewhere in between?

Girls, which hips does your significant other like most? Wide, slim, or somewhere in between?

And also for girls, which hips do you like on guys? And again, the same choices as before.

And I don't know if there are any other classifications other than wide and slim. If there are different types of hips and you like those hips, do tell.

][ My opinion ][
I like wide hips the most since girls with wide hips are said to do better when giving birth. I don't really care about how their hips look. And to be fair, my girlfriend doesn't have wide hips but they aren't slim either. So I think she's got the best of both worlds.