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1) Would you rather have (a)permanent smile or (b)non-stopping tears?

2)Would you rather have (a) gorgeous face and a not-so-hot body or (b) a hot body and a not-so-gorgeous face?

3)Would you rather be in (a) a falling elevator or (b) a breaking bridge?

4)Would you rather the world ran out of (a) food or (b) water?

5)Would you rather (a) not be able to walk or (b) not being able to see?

6)Would you rather have no one show up for (a) your wedding or (b) your funeral?

7)Would you rather (a) see the same movie over & over again or (b) hear the same song over & over again?

8)Would you rather be able to (a) foretell the future or (b) have all the money you will ever need?

9)Would you rather (a) love someone you can't have or (b) have someone you don't love?

10)Would you rather (a) have a job with good pay or (b) a job you love?

11)Would you rather (a)be able to fly or (b) live to be 200?

12)Would you rather eat a (a)bar of soap or (b) drink a bottle of shampoo?

13)Would you rather (a) look like the most gorgeous person on earth but have the mental capacity of a dog, or (b) look like the ugliest person you've ever seen but have the mental capacity of Einstein?

14)Would you rather have (a) a constantly dripping nose or (b) uncontrollable farting?

15)Would you rather (a) know who you were going to marry or (b) where and when you were going to meet them?

16)Would you rather eat (a) a container of salt or (b) a container of pepper? (both containers are the same size, and the entire contents must be consumed at one sitting)

credits go to suicidal_sara420 on this link (ive copied questions I liked :])

and if you're too lazy to type much you can answer like..

1) A

2) B

.. and so on

Poll added for the fun of it there's no meaning to having more A's or B's :p