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I was on my way to this crazy party where my crush was gonna be at.
There's going to be music and alcohol, oh man I'm gonna get laid 100%.
I look fly as one can be, carry myself with a swagger, like a jay z.
So I was crip-walking to this party in the nicest clothes ever. You'd mistake me for Chris Brown. I was just tryna impress some thots you see.

Anyways, I was walking along this lake when I heard a SPLASH!
"OMG a child just fell into the pool somebody saved him!" - I yelled... at the wind because there's no one there except me.

Naturally, I make the most logical and obvious decision at the time and continued walking to the party like nothing happen. The screaming became more silent with each step.

I mean... I just got these fine clothes and bae was waiting for me. It's sad no one was there to save the child.
Later I told everyone at the party my story but they said I was cold, heartless and psychopathic.
I responded with "I've had enough! prepare to die you rats!".
In 20 minutes I systematically dissect their premises like a frog, I call out fallacies like I was Cicero, ask probing questions like Sacrotes, and I presented my logical argument like Rene Descartes. Some cried in the middle of their logical fallacies and gave up. Most did not reach a conclusion.

Needless to say, my crush and all the girls, were lining up got sex.
They were like " oh you so philosophical I wanna have logical babies with you"
later the night, as I left the party with 4 hoes, 2 on each arm, some sore loser yelled out "sophist!" at me. but I was like "don't ad hominem me, bro, I'm a philosopher and I'm hood, debate me at the forum bro"
He puss out obviously and the girls were even more impressed.

You disagree , bro?, Think you figure out my logic, bro? Wanna brodown debate bro?

#Hoodphilosophy
#Thoughtexperiment

Personally I experience aches and pain in my calves (legs) and to a lesser degree, my lower back. My lower back used to be my most painful area, but it has got a lot better over the past year, and now it is my calves that are the most sore and discomforted area.

Leave a comment stating the specific bone, joint or muscle that gives you the most trouble...

I'm trying to find a dog food my purple runty pitbull should eat, she keeps breaking out in pimples and sores all around her but, we've even tooken her to the vet they say just find whats in her diet and cut it out... The people we got her from (my moms friend of a friend) said she can be allergic to beef, this is true. But its gotten bad because she will break even if there's beef bi-product... So any suggestions?