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So would you date a girl and be happy with her if she's not exactly that smart, meaning, she can't think on her feet, she's a little slow, she has brain farts every now and then, it can get a little awkward, but she is insightful, meaning, she does know things and likes to share them with you, she comes off as confident, she's determined, she's really open minded, she gives you new ideas, she's knowledgeable about a certain area that you might not be really aware of so thats where she comes in, and she does overall share stuff with you that you didn't know and it's kind of cute? As for everything else, she is a good person and yes she is attractive, not like super hot but attractive and nice on the eyes.

You go into the bathroom one day and you hear a guy ( or girl depending on your gender) screaming/ grunting in the bathroom stall. He hyperventilates then suddenly the whole bathroom smells like shit. And this guy/ girl is having loud explosive diarrhea with loud farting. And he keeps grunting and hyperventilating. 14 minutes later he's finished and whimpers silently. When he's done he comes out stall looking like he's about to cry.

what would you do if you witnessed this? What would you do if you were in the bathroom while this was happening? Would you say anything to the guy?

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