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So, not to long ago, I was out with her and I brought my friend along. Kinda felt like he was the third wheel I felt so I switched up plans and decided to ditch the outdoors and go back to her apartment to which she loudly expressed her desire to play dorky board games (Scrabble anyone?) and watch some flicks. (Side note: I could tell he was feeling awkward at the bar and at Steak and Shake, I mean, when you're with your girl it's kinda hard to give both people attention isn't it? On one side is a girl who wants to pda and whisper some personal shyt then you got your boy who doesn't wanna feel left out) Fast forward button.

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Back at her apartment we were mellowing out to some indie tunes and Blue Moon when somehow the conversation launched into how she looked as a child, I think I kicked it off, no wait, I was talking about braces? Oh yes, yea, braces her teeth are perfect but as a child she had braces. Anyways, she busts out the family album and my boy's jaws dropped seeing how hot her mom is. Her mom is a dime piece, and was so pre-preg and post. Anyways, she had to get up to go bring out some of memorabilia (she's got stuffed animals to this day) and as she skipped her way to her bedroom my boy, buzzing at this point, puts his arm around me and beer in the other hand, and with a drunken slur mutters,

"Shes a keeper bro, don't let her go, she's her mom's replica"

I turned to him like what? And he's like "Well daughters turn into their moms eventually" And I started thinking about all the women I know and whether they look like their moms or not. She does look like her mom, and definitely blossomed hardcore (was a rollie pollie McFatty as a child)

Yea, he just blew my mind yo