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My ex of four months and I broke up because he says "he is not happy with himself, so therefore can't make me happy", bullshit excuse of the year. We ran into each other at a party, and he was mad at his friends for inviting me. I was not aware he was going to be there so I can with girl and guy friends. We said Hi to each other after awhile. He avoided me the rest of the night and left shortly after my guy friends arrived. He texted me after several weeks after not speaking, and says that one of my other guy friends, whom he met before, was bragging to him about how he is going to get in my pants. I know he wasn't lying because he quoted an inside joke that my "so-called" friend and I have. I asked him if he really thought that low of me and then I just said, never mind, have a good night. We haven't spoken since. We have ran into each other two more times at our local bar and every time he sees me, he leaves pretty soon. I said hi to him the last time and he said hi back, but that was it, and the next morning he liked all my Facebook pictures. Next thing I know, my friend tells me, he went to my favorite coffee shop, but he doesn't drink coffee. What on earth is he doing?

so I was texting this guy I like, and everything was going good he was actually joking with me when I asked him what his favorite movie was. He said "I just got out of a tough relationship" and I thought he was turning me down cause he has recently left a tough relationship and I said I feel ya. so he said have you seen it? and I got confused and he was like "I just got out of a tough relationship is a movie" so I said something along the lines of " oh haha I thought you were turning me down" and he hasn't responded in 30 minutes. I searched that title and can't find a movie that matched the name. So am I just being a complete dumbass and he WAS turning me down or is that actually a movie? ARGH I'm so bad at flirting.

My guy friend and I have been friends for three years and have never been available to date. We were school friends except for sharing 2 after school clubs, no other contact outside of school.

I look back now and realize that he's been slowly making me fall in love with him and I had no idea until it was too late. He told me 2 mos ago that his gf and I were his two favorite people. I was shocked and had no idea I meant that much to him. that made me realize I feel the same way about him and my bf.

He says he and gf both know it's over but don't know what to do now. He only mentions her to me to say how bored and unsatisfied he is with her. He mentions no other girls romantically, except once to joke that he thinks my friend is cute just to make me jealous.

We were teasing each other about how we were going to survive all summer w/o seeing each other every day, so I told him to fb message me and we exchanged phone numbers. He started messaging me more and more so now we write back and forth if the other isn't online and then we jump on ASAP. he never makes me wait for a reply and if he won't be home he tells me. we set up times to chat and talk all day. we've stayed up till 3 and he's started message me first thing when he wakes up. We both said this morning that we weren't awake yet. We've already had fights about my being "greedy" bc I got miffed when I was super tired but was up at 2 just to talk to him and he casually mentions that's he's also talking to gf on the phone while message me and she knew. I think he secretly likes it, though, bc he teases me about it still.

Today he had to go out but told me to text him so we could still talk for nine hours like usual, lol. he's also started talking about sex a lot with me and told me he isn't sleeping with gf.
He found sexts on her phone from another guy.

We talk about everything else, not just sex. today it was about his mom, work, food and blues music. We send each other songs at night.

My guy friend and I have been getting really close this summer. We are both in other relationships which makes things complicated and confusing. He's told me he loves me as a friend and that I'm his other favorite person besides ( not after) gf. Lately we've been fb msging for hours on end, sometimes until after 3 am and we both admit we are falling asleep! He's even been online to say good morning! I feel like we already sleep together since I'm always in bed chatting with him. We often talk really late about everything including school, family probs, how he's bored with his gf (!), religion, music, etc. He sends me videos, pics of him (clothed) and tons of smileys, winky faces, a red heart once and one time a Snoopy kiss but he teased that was for his gf instead.

He makes me crazy bc he jokes about how we talk like we are a couple but that would be ridiculous. What am I supposed to say there? He calls me gurl, honey and woman and Recently we had a fight bc I found out he was talking to gf on the phone while message with me. I know that was dumb of me but I had stayed up late to talk to him. Later he explained that he was fine with me doing other stuff while we talk and he felt special if I take time to stop and talk. He's stayed home from parties to message me and told me he ran past my house at 5 am and wanted to ring the bell, so I seem to be on his mind a lot?
He went camping with gf this w/e and made a point to tell me there would be no sex bc she had her period. Then we talked about pd sex and he asked if I liked it. He's also told me where his condoms are. (FYI?)

Don't judge please or say that he is a bad bf. I am not looking to be his gf. We are going away to college next year so I just want to see where this goes for now.

He asked what I was going to do w/o him all w/e and called himself "your" his name. He has fake broken up with gf 2x this summer but she won't accept it. He msgs me ASAP when he's back w/no word about gf or trip. Help!