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The relay for life people are runnin up the mountain, so as I'm finally off the mountain and get to the one of two red lights in town these guys in a car actually howled at me!
I laughed so hard I think I squirted some pee out and almost choked on the cracker I was eating.
How would you feel?

Let's say you have a 14 year old son. He killed two people. He cut a girls head off, and tore off a guy's arm. The guy bled to death because the people couldn't stop the blood from squirting out on time. After the bodies were taken away your son felt guilty and started to whimper. If you're son did this would you still love him?

1. ALWAYS GIVING HIGH FIVES, FIST BUMPS AND SAYING GOOD JOB!! So this could be a guy thing and i'm overreacting, but i got up to present something to the class he gave me a thumbs up. I told him i thought Alabama was gonna win, but I'm rooting for Georgia what did he give me? a high five. is this just a guy thing, or is it like when people who like you try to make contact?

2. He got very excited when I told i was managing the boys' bball team. he claimed he had the only person to talk to was the coach. Then he made up an excuse why he couldn't talk to his other friends.

3. So we were in science and this guy makes a very dirty comment. I was like " ahhh I feel so uncomfortable rn" and austin was like "here's a safe place" opening his arms like to give a hug. And then another time there were no seats so he offered me to sit on his lap. Was that just guys being pervy and stuff? would u do that to a girl u like?

4. So in the lunchroom we have booths like in a restaurant, and my booth and the booth next to us always through food at each other when the monitors aren't looking. I threw something and hit a kid in the other booth. He said " throw something else and i will squirt ketchup on your head." Two of my female friends just kinda laughed at it. Austin instead said, "That's another thing that looks good on you." I just said "uh thanks" and gave my friends a weird glance.

5. Before he started dating his girlfriend i always sat next to him. So i obviously moved so they could sit next to each other. The other day her stuff was in the middle of the table and I wasn't sure where she was sitting, so I moved her stuff next to him and sat across from him. Austin said (in a disappointed tone, "wouldn't you rather sit next to me"

"no avery is sitting there"

"just move her stuff," he said