Search Results: cars honking at you

(must pick one!!)
I am asking because I currently have neighbors like the ones I'm about to describe and one of them is my own family... maybe you are already dealing with one of these types...

A. The obsessive gardener, he "blows" his driveway everyday... sometimes twice a day because he can't stand to see a single leaf. He sprays insecticide constantly and the toxic perfumey fumes get in your home. He is always outside and will come outside when you go outside... because he has OCD and is a stalker.
b. The chain smoker... wouldn't be bad if it were outside but no, she smokes right out her bedroom window which directly adjacent to your bed room window and only a few few apart, it is hot out and you need to keep the windows open or you will cook like a turkey. Literally she always has a cig burning and apparently never leaves her bedroom. Also she continually sprays strong, perfumey, air freshener to cover up the smell, which lingers in the air.

C. The car mechanic/ tinkerer/hoarder The driveway is full of broken down rusty cars, plenty of junk packed in the garage and spilling out to the driveway, always working on the house or cars which can make loud noises, he wears a dirty wife beater is sweaty and his adult children (how many are packed in that tiny home by the way?) are always barefoot in sweat pants and loudly joke/curse at each other.

D. The house with 3 young boys hyped up on sugar and caffeine and the mom on antidepressants and drunk all the time "boys... no... stop..." she says vacantly, as they climb on the car, honk the horn repeatedly, blow whistles, scream and attack each other and torment their cat.

E. The rich immigrants who keep to themselves... except when they want to cut down the only old growth trees left on the street to build an even bigger Mc Mansion. Every now and then their young daughter will throw a tantrum and demand daddy get her some coffee!

Go Cowtipping (push a cow over lol)

Go Bull Slapping (Lol Wild Hogs)

Go into a store without money. Pick up an item and go to the check out counter. Stand on top the counter and scream free the ____!!! Let them be freeee!!!

Run around and ask random people to take a selfie with you. (Someone did this to me! It was funny so I went along)

Stop your car in the middle of traffic Blast some music and get out the car. Stand on top of it and dance to the song.

Take a mattress and slide down a staircase.

Slide down the staircase rail on your butt backwards.

Flick your lighter and hold the flame up to the sprinkler on the ceiling (I witnessed this before! Too funny..)

For halloween, go to a strangers door. Instead of asking for candy, give them some and then run off.

Stand in the middle of the road and hold a sign up for passing cars saying I'll shake this donk for a honk.
(Lmao! Holla for a Dolla)

Take play money from a board game (monopoly, life, etc.) and go into the bank. Tell the clerk you want to invest in a bank account.

Order a pizza for... your next door neighbor lol by giving their address

Play chicken with a train (Footloose; but HECK No)

Wear your shirt inside out, pants backwards, and shoes on the wrong feet in public lol (I've done this several times by accident.)

Eat a spoonful of cinnamon and try to swallow (Hard as a MoFo)

Ask a restaurant waiter for a glass of diet water.

Play on a casino machine and randomly scream, "I won the lotto!!"

Go to a public game of Bingo and randomly scream, "Bingo" in the middle of the game. (Lol Big Mommas House 2)

Go to a random person and be like "I know you from church/school/etc" and convince them u really know them.

If you're on the passenger side of the car, stare at the people in the car next to you for the whole time the traffic light is on red.

High five random strangers.

For halloween, rap yourself in toilet paper and say you're a mummy.