I am in 9th grade in highschool. I have a MAJOR crush on this girl in my history class. She is also a good friend of mine. I have a fart fetish. How do I ask her to fart for me so that she doesn't get weirded out by me. She is also a tomboy, so I think that will make her less embarrassed to fart in front of me. PLEASE GIVE A REAL ANSWER. If you will just say comments don't say them. I want to know how to ask her to fart for me so just give an answer. Or don't say anything at all!!