Most Helpful Girl
If your life isn't thrilling go out and make it thrilling, learn something, do something new, you don't have to be a social butterfly to have some fun in your life, but if you are shy get out of your comfort zone. That girl wasn't worth it, you got a DUI you didn't muder anyone! (Just don't do it again) It will probably make it harder to find a girl, but the right one will accept you for you. You fell down now you need to get back up! Be happy with yourself before looking for a relationship, because a relationship takes work. Focus on yourself right now because you are more important!
Most Helpful Guy
Borat think a this either one of two things, or a maybe both...
1- You are make joking post.
2- You are make tragic attempt at trying to make sexy time with woman that may be stupid enough to fall for a you story.
Technical speak, sympathy sexy time not count as real sexy time. Is like make hand party when a you wear fingernail polish and say it was woman that a do it.