Stupid question. Is it safe to masturbate when I have the corona virus?

[jakerson181]

Drop your load straight into the toilet and then use a strong disinfectant cleaner to clean the whole bowl and anything else you touched after thoroughly washing your hands. Don't do it into tissues or rags or on your bed, don't do it in other rooms besides the bathoom. Just us your head.

[SlothySlob]

How could you do that? You now have the rona in your balls!

[BulletproofNY]

nope, not safe, if your lucky your dick will only fall off, if you’re unlucky it’ll turn into a vagina. Sorry to be the one who tells you.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Now it's going to fall off and you have nobody to blame but yourself and maybe that fauci guy

[Anonymous]

As long as no one else touches your semen; everyone should be safe.

[asshole_]

if you had a hard time breathing while doing it, it's not a good idea

[billluc69]

just clean up well