Why do I have the best penis in the world?

[ThiccBoai]

Wauw, I've heard about compensating, but this takes it to the next level

[Twalli]

Yes, which us why girls aren't throwing themselves at you, your winning personality is intimidating them.

[michael1469]

I dont think so...

[Regmorus]

Because your life is a dream?

[ChocoBrownieMonster]

Bragging means it's useless.

[Anonymous]

Only if your dick is the size of your ego.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Same reason why your mom have.

[Anonymous]

what makes it the best penis in the world?

[Anonymous]

Okay