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How do you unhorny yourself safely?

So I was sitting by myself thinking "What a great day" and suddenly a wave of hormones hit me and I was horny. This rarely if ever happens to me anymore so I don't really know what to do with it and I'd rather not... touch myself o////o.

Should I just take hot bath? Does that work?
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You can't. Give in to your dark desires. Forego your sainthood.
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Alright, I am thinking of an English teacher sharing a toilet with a fat man taking a shit while doing homework. It's working! thanks guys!
How do you unhorny yourself safely?
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