Girls whom would you rather date/Guys whom would you rather be?

I was taking a dump on the toilet and i pondered on this question. Whom would you rather date/be out of the two? Noah from The Boy Next Door or Schmidt from 21 Jump Street?

Noah - The Boy Next Door
* His ability to seduce females is extraordinary
* Perfection in skill and learning
* Drawback: Psychological damage from a past event makes his obsessions harder to control

Schmidt - 21 Jump Street
* Not the greatest seducer among females
* Lacks physical skills but is book smart
* Drawback: A easy push-over, he will limbo backwards just to see you cross a puddle

Girls whom would you rather date/Guys whom would you rather be?
Boy Next Door - Noah
Vote A
Girls whom would you rather date/Guys whom would you rather be?
21 Jump Street - Schmidt
Vote B
Girls whom would you rather date/Guys whom would you rather be?
I'd prefer to be single/myself
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Poor schmidt
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