Will G@G accept me as transpecies?

Greetings glorious G@G comrades!!!

So I have been thinking as of late that there is much fuss about all of "trans" that and "trans" that. It seems like now a man can declare himself to be a woman and vice-versa. I heard that some people are now calling them themselves "transracial" With all this attention these "trans" people are getting I have come to the conclusion...

I want in on this gravy train.

So... should I , the great Texaskid1, declare myself to be transparencies? I was thinking of being a giraffe because... well... why the fuck not?
You go girl!!!
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Texaskid1 is on crackrock
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Sexy Giraffe time!
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Will G@G accept me as transpecies?
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