If you had a martini for every time a republican said something stupid how drunk would you be?

[Celtero]

Mhhm. So clever.

You know, because the left is so much smarter! Women are men, windmills will power the future, and the simple way to fix the country is to make everything free and tax the rich on 99% of their income.

[BCA6010]

Totally plastered, but the better contest is which side would get me blacked out faster, and I'd wager the democrats could do it in half the time or faster, because they haven't had a shred of a good idea in about six years now

[TOTEMPLASTER]

Fairly sober, but if this was applied to Democrats then cirrhosis of the liver or acute alcoholic poisoning would be a given.

[Hydra6544]

You should have just said politicians because just this morning there was a letter sent to Biden to give up sole control of nuclear weapons the problem with that is he doesn’t have sole control over the nuclear arsenal.

[hellionthesagereborn]

For republicans, slightly buzzed. For democrats, Dead.

[Goforit1010]

I'd be drunk within a couple minutes if I did the same thing when Democrats said something stupid!

[najekim]

Not as drunk as every time a Democrat tries to eradicate the US Constitution.

[KrakenAttackin]

If you had a martini every time a leftist murdered someone you would be dead in about six minutes.

[Curmudgeon]

Less drunk than I would be for every time a Demunist DID something stupid, evil, or even both.

[joeldalton]

Not nearly as drunk as I'd be after one of biden's yammering speeches.

[bamesjond0069]

Id be really drunk but not as drunk if it was the liberals.

[Anonymous]

Aren’t liberals the ones saying males should be able to compete with females?

[normalice]

It is not possible to drink that fast.

[Agape93]

Dead of alcohol poisoning

[Ilickvulvas]

Not as drunk if they were democrats

[Snakeyes7]

Not as much as I would be if it was democrats.

[Meldrum]

Every headr of alcohol poisoning?

[pokenstroke]

I would have died long ago

[888theGreat]

Just as drunk as you usually are.

[OddBeMe]

Dead.