How do I challenge a kangaroo to a boxing match?

[Aguysopinion4799]

I know how...
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YOU DON'T! :D
A Kangaroo would beat ANYONE in a boxing match, you don't quite understand how damn muscular a kangaroo is, not to mention their Prehensile tail that will support their own weight, allowing for much more agile actions and strategic moves that definitely could not be performed by humans.

Kangaroos are like the John Cena of the Animal Kingdom... Or the Dwayne Johnson of the animal kingdom... But stronger.
Don't do it mate :D

[Anonymous]

you probably can't they'll fuck you up even if you did manage to get any good punches in, they might bite you or use their sharp fingernails and toenails. i wouldn't want to mess with one and piss it off

[TheHillsRAlive]

There are ways.. Don't punch a Joey, you're above that.
Take one out for a nice lunch. Let them order a Cobb salad... After it takes the first bite... Just swipe everything off the table... Stand on the table... And shout Fite me...
Guaranteed to work...
You are welcome

[BeMuse]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

[Peachman]

Bad idea, one kick from those and you can be in a hospital, for example 3 people where injured one was put in hospital thismorning from 1 kangaroo

[Leviathan_Charmer]

You stand up tall, stick your chest out and scratch it up and down. Then you go to the hospital and get your ribs put back in place.

[TeddyBaer75]

They seem to have decent range. I'd reckon bob and weave your way in and work the body

[CurlyHairGuy]

Pop in Tekken Tag Team Tournament there is a Kangaroo on there called Roger you can fight him

[luvstoned4him]

kick him in the boss like the pic above.😂😂

[Dargil]

You had better be a skilled kick-boxer.

[blubblubblub]

go into the outback and yell fite me

[Somerandongager]

Fight me cunt

[ohskippy]

You find a real fucked up promoter

[DM_ME_PUPPERS]

Insult their kids

[ThePundertaker]

Ask it politely

[GayHowellMeme]

By doing it

[BronzedAdonis]

I know how

[Slim57]

I think C