It’s okay, your mom and sister just agreed to fly out to give me company. We’re gonna play some monopoly and naked twister while the power is out.
It's okay, they practice safe sex, so no danger of catching syphilis from you.
Um... too late...
They’re dirty girls, thought you knew? They have a motto: “No condoms needed for handsome Asian men.”
WTF? Because you're too small to actually achieve penetration? That's fucked up.I didn't know they were racist. . .
Lol, I’m tired. You win this round.
Thanks, good game.
Lol props to whoever is the cameraman or cameragirl for making you look like you’re 5’9”
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185 sustained 220 gusts... Crazy shit! Still going dead West not making that magical turn.
Same shit that happened in Andrew. Forecasters kept saying it’s going to turn north and it was like nope.
You’re not allowed to comment on my posts anymore, that’s an order.
Well ok but I don't know what I’ve ever done to you
Lmao, I’m just teasing
It’s usually not that bad. We build our houses out of concrete and steal. Most stuff that hits us is Cat 3 or less and as a native Floridian I’ll run around outside in that shit. Even Cat 3s are a 1 in 10 year sort of thing. On the other hand Cat 4 and 5 are sketch as fuck. This one is the worst hurricane I’ve ever seen and I went through Andrew… I’m about to bend over and kiss my ass goodbye if it doesn’t turn.
You are very lazy and clueless
It was a joke but alright bro.
I’m going to go surfing on the beach during the storm, want to come with?
Hellllllll no. I'm terrified of those turbulent waves
Oh yeah, I forgot lol.
Wear a gopro or something because that would be some cool footage!
I was just kidding, that’s dangerous lol... Shame on you for wanting to watch me risk my life while surfing during a hurricane. SHAME!!lol
Dangerous he says 😂More like fatal. You’d probably die
I wasn't wanting you to risk your life. Just saying-- if you're going to do it, wear a gopro.His call 🤷🏼♀️
I did that sort of thing when I was a teenager, but I wouldn’t swim across the intracostal on a board to go surf a Cat 5 (185 sustained 220 gusts). That’s just stupid. We did it for a Cat 3 that skirted the coast.