How's the UK today?

[purplepoppy]

We're going down hill fast. Brexit has fucked the country and we've got food shortages because of new regulations. Oranges, once a regular site are fast becoming a rare luxury item.

As for covid we've got separate scottish, welsh, Irish and English regulations spit again into a tier system leaving everyone confused as fuck. Every pub in wales had banned the first minister Drake for being a cunt but now their all closed. we learnt that Boris's "eat out to help out" scheme was referring to restaurants and not cunninglingus but never mind, every one is now in full lockdown. Well kind of, you can leave the house for a valid reason such as "going for a walk" just don't buy coffee or that's classed as a picnic and you'll be fined but that's probably not going to be a problem much longer as our ports close and coffee suppies run dry.

Where once we looked forward to Boris speeches with the enthusiasm of children anticipating a clown at a party it's now like watching the same clown explain why fluffy the rabbit isn't moving.
No one can get a hair cut forcing people to end up looking like Boris or attempt it themselves, neither is working out. You are still allowed to die, about a extra thousand a day are doing so which is great because it frees hospital beds and their friends have a valid reason to meet up. Plus the undertaker gives you a haircut.

The weather has turned cold with some parts experiencing light snow flurries. Normally the country grinds to a halt as 1mm of snow causes chaos on the roads but this year their deserted because of covid.

[Ally247]

Everything is closed, exams are cancelled. We've had some snow which is lovely. University students are in a really bad position, everyone else is just managing. Vaccines are being rolled out. Lockdown will probably be in place till March.

[someginger]

Eh thrid lock down is going the same as the other two everyone is bored and want to go to the pub.

In other news it's been snowing and looking like it's going to get heavier.

[Kaneki05]

To most people awful. To me the best time of my life. Haven't notice anything bad, and been told to stay at home to play xbox all day... is a good thing.

[joeldalton]

They arrested a 92 year old for “breaching covid restrictions.”. Great job.

[gusn77]

They are in worst shape covid-19 wise then us I think.