Hit me with your best Valentine's card messages—based on your interpretation of the word 'original', of course.
Most Helpful Guy
I can't say I'm a big appreciator of sentimental (contrived) traditions.
But if I were to give someone a card, I would give it a personal spin.
Something concise that references an incident or an inside joke that pokes fun at them, flusters them or stirs their mind in a way that allows them to keep the card around without raising brows of uninitiated minds.
There is no need to be jealous of the furniture. ♥
Love, [your name here]1