Questions: Education & Career

Or would i be too tired for college, and then fail college?

I live in england.
So im at college 3 days a week, but the days are quite short.

BUT, I'd like to have a car and be able to afford things.

So if i kept my job at a bar,
but was also a stripper at night time (in order to afford everything!)
{HOWEVER, i would have to stop my parents from finding out, somehow, so that would be tricky.}

Strip clubs close between 2am & 4am,
and if i have college the next day at 10am, i probably wouldn't get much sleep, but I'd still be able to focus, and manage it.