Questions: Food & Beverage

How do you like your steak cooked? I like mine rare or sometimes even blue rare, how about you?

I had a group of 12/13 year old kids come into my work earlier this week and buy a bottle of this. The kid who was paying for it was adamant it's pronounced 'Tizzer', to which his friend asked me how it's actually pronounced - so I said 'Tie-zer'..
Feels like the whole Preemark/Primark fandango again (if you live in the UK, you know 😂)!
How do YOU pronounce this drink?
(options are (supposed to be) as phonetic as possible!)

Okay, hear me out before answering or calling me an idiot. This just came to me, and I haven't slept in like 3 days and it makes perfect sense to my sleep-deprived brain. I also wrote 1.4k words on why it is and know I need a hobby but that's beside the point.

Sandwich - an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal.

Cake and bread have nearly the same ingredients, the main difference is bread has to rise, but they're both carb-based foods with similar textures. There are also certain cakes that are half-bread half-cake mutants, so I define cake as a type of sweet bread.

The filling in between said cake slice is arguably similar to a Nutella or peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And there are savory cakes with cold cuts (smörgåstårta, for example.)

Sandwiches aren't usually eaten with utensils whereas cake is, however, I've eaten sandwiches with a fork and knife before and it didn't make them any less sandwichy, so I don't think one could discount cake just because it's commonly eaten with a fork.

TL;DR: Cake and bread have almost the same ingredients and similar textures, so I define cake as being a sweet bread. The filling between cake layers is arguably similar to a peanut butter jelly or nutella sandwich, and I don't believe utensils play a huge role in defining food.

So, ignoring the public's opinion on this, if an individual wanted to define their slice of cake as being a sandwich, could they? Or would that just be absurd?