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I was on my way to this crazy party where my crush was gonna be at.
There's going to be music and alcohol, oh man I'm gonna get laid 100%.
I look fly as one can be, carry myself with a swagger, like a jay z.
So I was crip-walking to this party in the nicest clothes ever. You'd mistake me for Chris Brown. I was just tryna impress some thots you see.

Anyways, I was walking along this lake when I heard a SPLASH!
"OMG a child just fell into the pool somebody saved him!" - I yelled... at the wind because there's no one there except me.

Naturally, I make the most logical and obvious decision at the time and continued walking to the party like nothing happen. The screaming became more silent with each step.

I mean... I just got these fine clothes and bae was waiting for me. It's sad no one was there to save the child.
Later I told everyone at the party my story but they said I was cold, heartless and psychopathic.
I responded with "I've had enough! prepare to die you rats!".
In 20 minutes I systematically dissect their premises like a frog, I call out fallacies like I was Cicero, ask probing questions like Sacrotes, and I presented my logical argument like Rene Descartes. Some cried in the middle of their logical fallacies and gave up. Most did not reach a conclusion.

Needless to say, my crush and all the girls, were lining up got sex.
They were like " oh you so philosophical I wanna have logical babies with you"
later the night, as I left the party with 4 hoes, 2 on each arm, some sore loser yelled out "sophist!" at me. but I was like "don't ad hominem me, bro, I'm a philosopher and I'm hood, debate me at the forum bro"
He puss out obviously and the girls were even more impressed.

You disagree , bro?, Think you figure out my logic, bro? Wanna brodown debate bro?

#Hoodphilosophy
#Thoughtexperiment

I'm an 18 year old guy. Well as a toddler I'd wink at women. Years ago I started doing somethings. Like I'd try to impress girls, female teachers tell them "I'm six foot" stand taller. Try to make them laugh smile, make good eye contact with them and if they're open I'll move in closer to them. I'll try to make eye contact with them and make good eye contact. Even with female teachers I'll get shy have a hard time making eye contact in the hall and even say hi, get really shy. I was offered a ride by a girl I accepted it. I'd tease a girl by shining a laser pointer in her eyes. Call a couple of girls short. Offered to help out my teacher when she was moving. She was asking another student and I tried to her attention and offered to help. Get closer to a girl if she's receptive. Whisper something in her ear. Laugh at female teachers jokes loudly. I said "you never age" to one of them. I said to one "you can be my women crush Wednesday". Tell a Red Cross nurse I'm blushing because of her when she said my cheeks were red. One time I spooned with a woman when her husband was around at a BBQ party. If a woman makes eye contact with me or I catch her staring I'll make strong eye contact back. I'll try to establish eye contact. I might keep on breaking it and look back at them when they're staring. Am I just friendly with women or would I be considered a big flirt.