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This is fairly long winded, but does build to somthing. I would appreciate if you read it, but it is not necessary for the poll.

Please vote before you read, and then tell me if my monologue changed your mind.

Today I looked in the mirror and thought "My goodness, no wonder no one loves you, you're hideous!". I'm a very dramatic person in case you can't tell.
Now I am normally a very looks positive person, promoting inner beauty and loving yourself for what you are. So I began to wonder if this makes me a hypocrite... I'm here thinking I'll die alone because I'm "hideous" when I tell people that they can find love despite their appearance.
This is where I stopped and really looked at myself. I'm fat. My gut doesn't hang out or anything, but I'm definitely a plump girl. My nose is big, my cheeks are full, and my skin is so fair that I could hide naked in snow drifts and my vampy complexion would conceal me. I don't know why I'd be outside naked in the cold... but I could do it without detection if I really wanted to.

However, after careful consideration, I have decided that I am not "hideous". I may be plump as a kings Christmas pheasant, but a good portion of it is in my boobs and butt. Which my I say, I get many a unwanted complaint for. My face is chubby and my nose is big, but people love my eyes and my eyebrows have even gotten a few compliments. My lips are small but well shaped, and get many unasked for kisses. My hair is kind of like that one annoying friend who you love, but also hate.

So am I ugly? Probably. But a bad attitude certainly doesn't help.