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So yesterday I was sitting in class playing with my tech deck. I found it whilst cleaning my room on Saturday. I was just chilling when one of my classmates says, pretty audibly,"Oh my gosh look everyone it's a tech deck. Uhh I remember playing with that when I was 4. But then I grew up." I was just gonna let it slide because he's one of those guys that's all talk but I know that if I was to confront him I could make him eat the floor. Anyway, after calling me a child, he proceeded to walk back to his desk while singing the theme song to that Disney movie with Tyra Banks in it. I mean its one thing if it was a classic but I can't even remember the name of the movie. I laughed to myself and thought," Ho-ly crap. What a friken hypocrite." but I couldn't hold it in. I said to him, across the room," OHH. I'm a child for playing with a finger board but you can sing a song from a Disney movie that came out before this finger board did?" the class went silent. He didn't even have anything to say. Then I said, again across the room," You're such a fu*king hypocrite." I got a detention but he got his sh*t handed to him.

I know that I'm not the only one. Who else knows a hypocrite that you'd like to smack?