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I was on my way to this crazy party where my crush was gonna be at.
There's going to be music and alcohol, oh man I'm gonna get laid 100%.
I look fly as one can be, carry myself with a swagger, like a jay z.
So I was crip-walking to this party in the nicest clothes ever. You'd mistake me for Chris Brown. I was just tryna impress some thots you see.

Anyways, I was walking along this lake when I heard a SPLASH!
"OMG a child just fell into the pool somebody saved him!" - I yelled... at the wind because there's no one there except me.

Naturally, I make the most logical and obvious decision at the time and continued walking to the party like nothing happen. The screaming became more silent with each step.

I mean... I just got these fine clothes and bae was waiting for me. It's sad no one was there to save the child.
Later I told everyone at the party my story but they said I was cold, heartless and psychopathic.
I responded with "I've had enough! prepare to die you rats!".
In 20 minutes I systematically dissect their premises like a frog, I call out fallacies like I was Cicero, ask probing questions like Sacrotes, and I presented my logical argument like Rene Descartes. Some cried in the middle of their logical fallacies and gave up. Most did not reach a conclusion.

Needless to say, my crush and all the girls, were lining up got sex.
They were like " oh you so philosophical I wanna have logical babies with you"
later the night, as I left the party with 4 hoes, 2 on each arm, some sore loser yelled out "sophist!" at me. but I was like "don't ad hominem me, bro, I'm a philosopher and I'm hood, debate me at the forum bro"
He puss out obviously and the girls were even more impressed.

You disagree , bro?, Think you figure out my logic, bro? Wanna brodown debate bro?

#Hoodphilosophy
#Thoughtexperiment

I ask since I'm currently in a relationship and I never told my girlfriend that I often cry in my own sleep at night. I do that a lot because of my PTSD from serving in the US Army for 4 years (remembering and doing things during my time/service that I was not proud of at all) and also from watching my little brother die in front of me during my childhood. The past just keeps haunting me and I'm always on meds for it while trying to look for a new hobby that can help me cope with my past. I wonder if my girlfriend would feel uneasy to hear any of this from me.