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Cartman pros- manipulative and will kill someone for you if you are in a relationship with him, fat and big boned, is not a mommys boy cause he bosses his mom around
cons- fed a ginger bully chilly with his parents dead body in it, is fat, if you let him bang you you would go to jail and have to register as a pedophile for the rest of your life.
Squidward pros- has a minimum wage job but owns his own house 2- plays the clarinet and is skilled in arts and crafts 3. is a virgin and never had a girlfriend.
cons- bald 2- doesn't wear pants 3- has a big nose.
Brian Griffin- pros is cute cause he is a dog 2- went to college 3. has experience dating humans
cons- is an alcoholic 2- can't hold down a stable job 3- if you dated him you would be comitting bestiality
Also which one would you sleep with, marry, and kill.

I am a 36 year old autistic virgin. Will I ever find love or should I give up and embrace my despair? I have a job, a car, and a home; but i don't have what matters most to me a wife and kids. I've been looking for someone help me fulfill this dream for the last 6 years; but after spending hundreds of dollars on dating sites (and being scammed for almost a thousand) I have managed to go on two dates in my entire life.

How many of you women think you can go from bestfriend to dating?

My besty already knows I liked her at one time, talking go her tonight about dating advice with some other girl she said " you started losing weight when you fell in love with me", she also said "you life live in fear of uncertainty" (girl I'm sorta talking to has health issues and she's telling me not to worry about them).

I really dont want to loose her as a friend but that could just be me being a chicken, I think I should try.

She dosent think anything is wrong with me for being a 29 virgin either, she didn't like when I talked about being like the jerky guys that get laid tho.

Dosent like me trying so hard at the cost of changing myself.

I'd stay the current me for her.

She thinks I should wait for the right person at the right time, well I'm convinced she is the right person, whenever that time is.

So am I just stupid to try or is it worth a shot?

I'm a mixed-race half-Indian, nearly 34yo man, who's only 5'8" tall, and weighs in at only 132lbs (with a lean, athletic build- no matter how hard I train and try to bulk up, my muscles only ever get harder, never any bigger). I have mild Aspergers', and allegedly have a weird, overly formal accent, after having had to relearn how to speak from speech therapy lessons after suffering from selective mutism for more than a year at the age of 4-5, with a deep, nasal voice only making me sound weirder and more freakish. I also have stress-related epilepsy, suffering from regular grand-mal seizures which strike completely without warning, once every 1-2 months on average, and because of this, I'm not legally allowed to drive, and most likely never will be. The combination of these two neural conditions makes it a near certainty that I'm going to die of a stroke, and reduces my predicted life expectancy by 35yrs- meaning that I've definitely got less than half of my life left to live, and may well have less than 18yrs left to live.

I'm also a failed entrepreneur, after the company I founded got forced into liquidation 2yrs ago, saving up towards my second start-up attempt; with my current regular income, from my part-time job, amounting to less than £5k p. a. (and my primary source of income, from online stock market trading, varying wildly from month to month, ranging from +£2k to -£1k).
And I'm still a kissless virgin who's been on a grand total of 4 first dates in his life, and never gotten a second date. As a result, I've grown to become extremely cynical, hopeless and pessimistic about my dating prospects, and have come to firmly believe that I'm one of the ugliest, least attractive, most pathetic, pitiful and worthless men in the world. Shouldn't I just accept that I'll die alone, and that no girl in the world could ever conceivably be remotely attracted to, let alone sexually aroused by, a guy like me?