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#1The 5'1 NBA Recruiter

This chick must work part time as a potential NBA recruiter. Why, you ask? Because she will ONLY talk to you if you're 6'4. The real kicker is that she's 5'1 with shoes on and can't get on most adult sized roller coasters. This girl usually has a laundry list of requirements like CIA Girl but more so about your looks rather than personal stuff. She's usually a 6/10 that looks like a 8/10 because she's a wizard with makeup.



#2The Rockabilly Girl
This girl thinks that covering herself with crappy tattoos and wearing odd clothing qualifies her as a 1950's pinup model. I thought pinup models were supposed to be classy? These girls generally have a weird odor too them as well. Probably because she tries to buy perfume that most girls don't wear to be "unique." Well... there's a reason no one wears that perfume, it smells like Jack Black's taint grease. The sad part about the rockabilly chick is that she does have a cute face but she's ruined her body with crappy tattoos and sh*tty clothing.


#3The real Woman

Body type: athletic
Sport Played: Softball (catcher)
weight: 180 - 200lbs
bodyfat %: depression

This girl somehow thinks she's athletic. I didn't know they considered food eating competition participants athletes. This girl usually rants and raves about how she's in love with the gym and lives there. This gym must be located in the back of the local BBQ grill joint because she hasn't been under 150lbs since she was 11. This girl will also talk about her curves and how more women need to eat.


#4 The No Way To Contact Girl

This chick is either broke or a part time drug dealer. Phrases like "my phone doesn't send text messages" or "add me on kik instead!" whenever you ask for her number. If you do somehow get her to message you, there's a 99% chance that she has a sh*tty android phone that's 5 years old. What cellular plan is she on you ask? T-Mobile or Virgin Mobile. These types of girls also tend to be escorts and strippers as well.

This is a poem I made for my baby girl and I just want to know if it really is as cute and living as I want it to be x3:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Is really cheesy to start poems like this
But I'm like that so... Shoe..

As you can see I can't rhyme
But I'm still going to try to make you smile
This poem will be anything but Sublime
Just wanted to say you make my heart for every minute beat a mile

You mean the world to me
More then you'll ever know
I hope I can make you see
How far for this relationship I would go

You're everything that I've always wanted
And I never want to lose you
I'll never ever take you for granted
I want you to always be my boo
(I hope that is an okay nickname,
I couldn't think of any other word that would sound the same)

I'm scared that someday I'll lose you
That someday I'll be incredibly boring
My heart would break and I don't think I would be able to start anew
I always want to make your heart feel as if it is soaring

You're personality is amazing
And your laugh is adorable
You're loving and caring
And the feeling you give me is incomparable

I really wish I was more poetic
Them my rhymes would make sense
Cuz the ones I'm making are pathetic
I'm beginning to question my competence

You're so absolutely prefect in every way
And it makes my head whirl
I just wanted to come up with a cute way to say
I love you my baby girl

There's this girl I see around. She has seen me, obviously.
The first time I saw her she hid her face.
Second time I was waiting for some food and she came behind me and bumped into me and playfully stepped on my white adidas shoes. She stood right next to me after she did this. So close that I was touching her.
Then I saw her again and she was glancing at me. I looked at her and then she looked down in a shy way.
I was eating some food and I saw her again and she smiled at me, I smiled back at her. And she kept looking at me.
Then I saw her the other day and she was looking at me like a security camera. I walked past, her head followed me and her eyes locked onto me.
What is she doing this for? What's going on in her mind?