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not sure why but if there is something I've missed a lot from my pass relationships is pissing off my S/O whenever I had the chance to do so.

like my first one for example. whenever she made a comment or statement that I disapprove of I would tell her to shut up in a mocking way and then give her a light spank in the ass. or whenever I was bored and wanted her attention I would tickle of pinch her in hips and tights just to get her going. or when she looked the other way I would stick my tongue out at her or do other mischievous gestures to then act like I wasn't doing anything when she turned towards me. unfortunately do to our poor communications she always ended up misinterpreting all of this one way or another.

one of them was Italian and I used took full advantage of this. in case you didn't know Italians do get stereotype for being angry and grumpy all the time, they also love making hand gestures like these ones...



so whenever I felt like getting under her skin I would do the same as the previous and tried to mock her by using these hand gestures on her along with some other Italian curse words like "vaffanculo!" I would even use some movie lines made by famous Italian actors like that infamous Robert De Niro one "YOU TALKIN' TO ME?"

anyways I used to love whenever they had enough and would explode and question my insanity such as asking me why I gotta be such a jerk all the time, etc. I would try to tease them further while at the same time trying to get on their good site and tell them things like...

because you have no idea how SEXY you look when you're angry!

and so on, sometimes they would of like it and other times it would make things worst. but anyways this is kinda true, I've always found it a turn on. its hard to explain but I just love it when a girl isn't afraid to direct her anger towards you while still projecting love and some self acceptance.

its like I'm Red-Hulk and they were She-Hulks