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My friend's boyfriend is a nurse. I'm a middle school teacher. We have this fun bet going over whose profession is the least respected and valued. So far, here's the list we made:

Nurses:
-Higher pay
-Work more hours, but get more days off per week (14 hour shifts but 3-4 days off depending on where you work)
-High patient caseload, often times more than the maximum allowed by state
-Clean up after people
-Must maintain records and communicate with douche baggy doctors
-On call sometimes with less breaks
-Degree is typically more expensive due to cost of books and medical equipment
-Unionized but ignored considering a patient's health comes first to any nurse with a conscious
-Responsible for patient's health even if the patient actively does not follow the orders of nurses and doctors
-Mentally exhausting when attached to patients who may pass away or suffer over a long period of time

Teachers:
-Lower pay and required to work more years before retirement (based on our state)
-Works less hours on the clock but frequently brings home more work than nurses
-Over crowded classrooms
-Yearly evaluations based on student performance on standardized tests and literally nothing else.
-More memes per capita (he added that. I know. Ha. Ha. Ha.)
-Responsible for 30+ human beings at one time
-Summers off and more breaks during the year. Summer breaks are frequently used for professional developments or working a second job.
-Licensure renewal is more expensive.
-Residency license has double the requirements than that of a nurse
-Plan period during the day. Plan period is often taken by administration or parents for meetings or covering classes for teachers who are absent for the day
-Classroom supplies are expected to be bought by the teacher
-Mentally exhausting dealing with disrespectful students and parents who play no role in their child's education
-Blamed for government decisions in education they have no control over


So who has it worse? Nurses or teachers?