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What pet name/term of endearment do you hate the most? Which is your favorite?
I've been calling my wife "baby, babe, sweetie, love, darlin', lil' mama, and even dear heart (she calls me frog guts when I say dear heart... it's an inside joke thing)." I don't know why, but I just do. Hell, there are...
Is this why missnowhere and squidward left?
Repost, so it follows a question format. And if you fucking ubers/mods could not delete this again, that'd be great. It actually took some time to type up. Anyone with half a brain can clearly see no rules are being...
Girl I used to like has not been acting the same lately?
Before this week it really seemed like she was into me. She would always say hi to me in school whenever we walked by. She would always walk with me to class. She would always text me and send my snapchats and favorite my...
Does he like me as a friend or more?
I have a huge crush on my best guy friend, and several of my friends told me that they think he likes me before I told them that I liked him. He and I have inside jokes, and they're hilarious. He loves to try to make me...
Does he like me if he thinks he discreetly looked up my skirt?
This new guy at my school is very shy and doesn't talk to many people yet but he is still well liked. I have a lot of classes with him and he is always staring at me. I like this guy and I told my best friend to look for...
What did he get me?
So my guy and I are going on 5 months now and I am very happy. We go so well together. We went on a trip recently to go see my family for Christmas and while there we discussed a lot of things from our pasts and what we...
What are some of your favorite crappy jokes?
A dislexic man walks into a bra... Anybody got any zingers or crappy one liners? TY :)
What is your favorite gag personality type?
Casual commenter: Makes short responses. Often give popluar advice. Usually nice person. Like to joke and sometimes flirt. The intellectual / conversationalist: Gives thoughtful answers. Sometimes are nice sometimes are...
Is he just being friendly?
In my teens I met this guy. We connected at once and had so much fun! Over the last 10 years we've run in to eachother. Three months ago i asked him for help, after not seeing each other for three years. He responded...
Whats your favorite and least favorite slang word?
Can't wait for the new slang words in 2016. So you know, I can say them as a joke to make fun of how stupid they are. And then I won't be able to stop saying them. Like fucking "yaaas" and "slay" These words need to leave...
How do I approach asking a shy guy if he's interested without coming across as aggressive?
I work with this guy who is a notorious loner. But he and I used to chill all the time and I feel like we really get each other. We even flirted subtly back and forth and shared private jokes. I'm really into him but...
Regular Full-Fat Recipes!
It occurred to me today that I have NEVER done a recipe take that featured full-fat recipes. I’ve always shared healthy recipes to help people get past the consensus that healthy food consists of nothing but plain...
He tells me he has no money, then buys me things?
Okay, so I've been dating this guy for 8 months now. He's really sweet and we have a great time together. I love him and he claims the same for me :) For the past few months, he's been complaining about money problems. He...
Does this guy like me?
So I've been hanging out with this guy for the past like 6 or 7 months, we're in the same friend group. We didn't really get to know eachother much until maybe the past month or two. When I first met him he was dating a...
Why does he do this?
So there's this guy and he's one of my close friends, but he keeps sending mixed signals. In our friendship we are very sexual with Evan other. it's always joke to us though we never mean anything. I use to like him and...
I feel so stupid for getting my crush a Christmas gift?
My crush and I flirt a lot, but we don't have a defined relationship. I'd like to at least believe that even though we're not romantically involved, we're at least friends. If I'm being honest, I'm a pretty attractive and...
Does anyone else overthink all their actions and words from the first few dates? I feel like I came across totally unlike me?
This like always happens to me.. And you'd think at 21 I would be better but I'm not. When I first start talking to a guy, I am reserved and quiet and then when I do talk it's stuff I normally wouldn't even say. I feel...
Should I tell him I'm upset?
So my boyfriend and I have been dating for almost 5 months. We're pretty open with how we're feeling but sometimes he makes me feel like I shouldn't feel the way I do. This is the current situation. It's my 18th birthday...
The Types of Guys on GirlsAskGuys
Ok, I know I'm going a little crazy with the takes tonight. This one is not really a useful one but something I'm noticing... The Honestly Looking For Advice Guy He comes here with the simple intention to get his...
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