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I apologised once at the start and at the end. By the end, he didn’t seem that bothered about it. He was like “that’s ok, we’ve Been having words with our friends in HR”. They didn’t seem too impressed with HR who apparently mixed up a number of dates and times. In my case, there was no confirmation email after my call with HR to arrange.

Follow me here: Instead of rehashing the same sick ritual that brought about your creation, why not celebrate the day you moved out. The stories would be way better like "Hey Man, How'd you Escape?" than a reminder of the "birds and the bees talk" your parents made you learn from school teachers who weren't having it or had given up on teaching.

You could have Happy Escape Day games like "Get as F'ed up as you were that night!" or "Do something idiotic to impress your date." (Well you can do that anytime, it's fun.) And don't forget the ever popular "Fuck this Job, I QUIT!" You wouldn't be lamenting your age but just trying to feel as old as you want. Like me I feel like I'm 6 maybe 7 but definitely not 8, that's when I saw that video. Saw WAY too MUCH! ;)

Quote from pink anon about men paying for dates

"I've never seen so many ignorant people in my life. Given that women already spend hundreds of dollars on hair, make up, clothes, nice shoes, jewelry trying to Impress YOU. I had never met anyone in person who believes that women should pay for anything. Look, if a guy expects me to look like Kim Kardashian on a date, cook and clean for his lazy ass, carry AND take care of his kids, fuck him whenever his dick gets hard, the least he can do is be a fucking man and pay for the date. That's all. It's only on here that I see so many pussies whining and crying over this.
Paying for dates should be given since women already suffer enough for being women. Like I mentioned before, life is already unfair to us because we have a uterus and a vagina. So stop acting like it's going to be such a huge loss for you to pay for a date, because you're already winning in society and in life.
You're just coming up with excuses because you're cheap as fuck and don't know how else to justify other than saying "I'm not asking you to spend money to get dressed up on a date". Like seriously? When have you seen a woman not get dressed up to go on a date? Do you really think that her outfits and make up to go on this dates were given to her for free?"