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What are the worst pickup lines you heard/used?

1) My love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in 2) Did you fart? because you just blow me away, 3) If you were a booger, I'll pick you first. Care to share the worst you heard or use...
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Guys, why would a guy use a pickup line and then not follow up?

A guy used a pick up line on me, and then said "I was just trying to be funny, I hope you have a wonderful night"! It was kind of funny. (I certainly laughed). But what did he want? He didn't even stay to chat!
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Is She Interested?

I went out with friends to a restaurant. Our waitress was pretty attractive, so I thought I'd use a cheesy "pickup" line on her. When she came to deliver our checks, I said to her. "You know, you look like my first...
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Do you think this is a good pickup line?

I'll walk up to a woman and tell her "I just washed my face so that you can have a nice clean place to sit." Sound good?
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Why do women do this now a days but then complain about guys putting their pictures up without permission?

I see many women who are in relationships currently put up their text convo with their boyfriend on social media so people can see just how cute (whipped) he is. And i'm like bitch don't you have any decency of privacy....
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What do you think of this pick up line?

"Are you a magician? Cause whenever I see you everyone disappears" My friend messaged my crush this and he hasn't even read it opened it even though he's been online and can open it. I'm 100% sure he doesn't like me now...
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Choose my tinder pickup line?

Matched with an 8/10 model. Added her on snap.. She is legit. No catfish. Haven't messaged yet.
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Matched with an 8/10 model. Added her on snap.. She is legit. No catfish. Haven't messaged yet. Show More
Can I be forward with you?
*insert witty pickup line here*
So I guess this means we are dating now.. If so I want my side of the bed facing the wall.
Ohshit.. That's my mums name. Awkfukbye
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How would you feel if a girl posted your lame pic up line on social media (twitter) and public forum to get a laugh?

So it seems to be trend where a lot of women like to make a mockery of men interested in them. I've seen first hand in real life where girls will show me their text conversations that guy's genuinely interested in them...
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Guys, Why did he say no?

My cousin (he's not ACTUALLY my cousin, its just that he's really close to me to be considered one.) Gave me his kik at a cookout for memorial day... And we just spent the whole time sitting on my front porch chatting...
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What is the best pickup line you've ever heard?

My sisters friend said this to me she said "Is it your birthday, because you're about to get allllll of this cake" she just about had me to be honest... whats a pickup line that would have you stunned if someone said...
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Why does being a douch get women's attention more then being yourself?

So I went to the bar this weekend with the a no more mister nice guy attitude because I wanted to get girls attention, to see if being an asshole really works. being myself wasn't working in my approche. Well it does work...
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Never Drink and Drive: A Very Personal Cautionary Tale

Before we get started with this story I have to warn you that some of the stuff that will be shared is graphic. This story involves a rather disturbing automobile accident involving death. If you do not think you can read...
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20 Awesome, Non-Traditional Ideas for Date Night

Inspired by @smahala1991 enjoy! 1. Go to a bar, pretend you never met, and loudly try out lame pickup lines on each other, and pretend they work. 2. Go to the airport get tickets to the cheapest, soonest departing flight....
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Worst pickup line someone said to you?

Mine was: your so beautiful, you'd look even better sitting on my face Before it was: are you from kfc cos your finger licking good
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What Are Your Favorite Pickup Lines?

Were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special. Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza that ass.
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Is this a funny pickup line?

I've been talking/flirting with this girl at my table for a few days now and I was thinking of using this line to let her know I think she's beautiful while also making her laugh a little. She told me she's from Georgia...
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I've been talking/flirting with this girl at my table for a few days now and I was thinking of using this line to let her know I think she's beautiful while also making her laugh a Show More
Yes, it's pretty clever and I would probably laugh.
No, this is a terrible idea what the hell are you thinking?
She might not get the joke.
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Coworker crush: is he interested or am I just a bro with boobs?

So I have a ton in common with my coworker and we have amazing conversations. He's clever and always jokes and banters back and forth with me. but I can't tell whether he's attracted to me the way I am to him. I'm usually...
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How do you flirt when you want to test someone's sexual attraction to you?

When you are flirting, what do you do or say that sends the signal "I want you" without using those words? I am not interested in hearing a collection of cheesy pickup lines. Girls, what do you say to let a guy know he...
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Guys, if a girl used a cheesy pickup line on you, how would you respond?

If a girl used a cheesy pickup line on you, would you think it's cute, funny, stupid, annoying, etc? If the pickup like was "Are you parents mechanics? Because your body is finely tuned" what would you think? Would you...
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