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Naturally you're gonna say "Good" right? Well lets see...

Good: You do "good" things. You help the poor and the less fortunate. You value life. You respect and follow the law. You work honestly for your money. You're forgiving and respectful. Your kind to people. You are faithful to your partner. You are selfless.

And no one respects you for it. You might get a "Thanks" but that's it. People don't care. You won't have any more money for being good. People will still hurt you. You partner will still cheat. It doesn't matter. You lose in the end really.

Evil: You're selfish. You put yourself first (as you should, you owe no one anything). You do whatever you can to get ahead, lying and using people. You will leave your pregnant girlfriend because you don't want the child/let someone kill your baby just for convenience. Not caring about others prevents you from being tied down. No one cares about your "good acts" and therefore its better to be evil and enjoy your life at the expense of others. Who's to say they wuldn't do it to you?

Everything is up for debate. Rape and murder are seen as very bad things, but abortion is seen as a good thing. That's just a quick example. Anyways what lifestyle is better?

You walk in the bathroom and see that your girlfriend left a huge pile of poop in the toilet. What would you do?


I would probably have to break up with her. I wouldn't be able to get past that. I know that girls poop but I wouldn't be able to handle actually seeing it. Serious. And I'm not the only guy who thinks like that.
Here's what the BroBible had to say about it.

Question:

I’m from the school of thought that girls don’t shit. But my girlfriend left a load in the toilet and I saw it. I don’t know what to do. Any suggestions?

Answer:

Straight up, it's nearly impossible to come back from that. Deep down we all know the truth about females' capability to blow it clean out their asses but seeing it first hand is beyond damning. I once walked into an even worse scenario than you just described.

I was dating this girl who wasn’t filthy AT ALL. She was actually as cute as could be. The type you really couldn't imagine a forceful log coming out of. Well, one morning, after she left my apartment, I walked into my bathroom, lifted the toilet lid, and discovered something you can't un-see: before me was the unholiest loaf of shit I've ever caught eyes with, accompanied by a bloody tampon. BLEW MY MIND. Nearly hurled at the sight of it. This adorable girl defiled my throne in the most heinous way possible.

“How?” I asked myself. How could she dump, wipe, fling her used sponge into my toilet, and forget to flush? She even closed the lid so I know for a fact that at some point she had to look back and say, “Oh boy, look at that mess.” Yet, she still left it floating there for me to find.

So what should you do? Either throw bleach in your mind’s eye or move on. I chose the latter. I couldn’t forgive her for befouling me like that. Part of me actually believes it was her way of trying to get out of the relationship we had going for us. And if it was, then brav-f*cking-o, she went above and beyond the call of duty.