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My dad found some of these questions on the internet, then added some of his own. He gave them to me when I became a teenager with instructions to give them to any boy that wanted to date me beforehand. He was in special forces and is also an MMA expert :)

Was he being funny or serious?

10 RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER

1. You make her cry, I make you cry
2. You hurt her, you move to another part of the planet, deep in the jungles, where you "think" I cannot find you
3. If you consider her another conquest, I will consider you for another conquest
4. Bring her back home 30 minutes early
5. I am a reconnaissance specialist, I do better field surveillance than the FBI, so take the chance that you are "really alone" with my princess at your own peril
6. I hope your mother has taught you your ABC's - If she hasn't, repeat after me 100 times..."Abstinence, Boundaries, Curfew"
7. If you pull into my driveway and think you're going to honk your horn... you better be delivering pizza
8. Between the two of you, who makes the rules? ... if you said "SHE DOES", you've got one thing right so far
9. Remember, whatever you do to her that you shouldn't, I will do to you
10. If you're not shaking in fear right now, than you and I need to get to know each other a little better first

Then he said to have the guy fill one of these out, which can be found on the internet...

DAUGHTER DATING APPLICATION