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Yo mama jokes! What's your best yo mama joke?

The funniest gets MHO. My favorite is "yo mama's so fat, she's obese"
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He seems to like me and I like him too. Problem is that he's my manager. Should I get him a present for Christmas?

He always gets real excited to see me, he'll smile and his eyebrows goes way up when he does sometimes he throws in a thumbs up. Then I'll catch him doing a double glance sometimes. During our first week of knowing each...
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Is this just in my head? Nothing special here?

I keep wondering if my crush maybe could like me too but maybe the signs are all in my head so I'd love a second opinion here. When he came up to me we were standing with a group and he asked the group a question but...
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Girls, why did she start ignoring me?

I like this girl, like in a pure manner. She's smart, beautiful, funny, kind and pure awesome. When she started talking to me, we found out that we had so much in common and we learn from each other. We exchanged...
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How to flirt with a friend?

i am in freshman year in highschool so i am 15. i like this guy who i met 4 months ago and now we're normal friends. we didn't exchange numbers. it never really crossed our minds even though we exchange secrets. i call...
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What's your favorite joke you heard recently?

What's a good joke you heard recently?
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How do you get over the loss of a friendship when you have to see your ex-friend every day?

I have no idea what's going on with my friend of 3.5 years but it seems like he doesn't want to be friends anymore and is cutting me out of his life. Starting last summer he messaged my for hours a day and we got to know...
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I have no idea what's going on with my friend of 3.5 years but it seems like he doesn't want to be friends anymore and is cutting me out of his life. Starting last summer he messaged Show More
Ask him what's going on and try to save the friendship
Act like everything's fine and don't say anything
Accept that he doesn't want to be friends and forget him
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What's your favorite meme? Make me and everyone else laugh!

Maybe you've noticed that I joke around like Jokey McJokester a lot and post a fuck ton of memes with my responses. What's your favorite meme? Make me and everyone else laugh. Let the answers flyyyyy
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Will this girl say yes or no to a date?

In the past i've had bad luck with girls. But i feel like with every girl that I've tried to go out with a date that i've improved a little. But this girl i met in my class around early October and we started to talk...
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Are these "signs" that he might be interested as more than a friend?

Both seniors. Have two classes together, and had a class together last year. Not really close, but I do talk to him pretty often. - A lot more guys started to mess around with me than they used to, just teasing, funny...
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Everyone!!! What is your favorite CHUCK NORRIS joke?

We all know how fucking awesome Chuck Norris is and if you don't... shame on you bro! https://s2.hubimg.com/u/3447513_f520.jpg
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I asked my guy friend to kiss me. He said no. We agreed to forget it happened but he keeps bringing it up to tease me about it. Why does he do this?

My guy friend admitted to leading me on. I know he has a gf but he keeps saying they're done while flirting hard with me and saying I am his other favorite person, he loves me, etc. I fell for him, told him, he said he...
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My guy friend admitted to leading me on. I know he has a gf but he keeps saying they're done while flirting hard with me and saying I am his other favorite person, he loves me, etc. I Show More
He's just being a dick. Don't bother trying to be his friend.
He's trying to be playful in some weird way.
He's still trying to keep me interested in him
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Do you think its wrong to change your favorite sports team?

I think bandwagon jumping is the worst thing you can do in sports. but I really need a change. I was a fan of a team as a kid and switched to my hometown team. my home town team is a joke and run awful and will never...
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Why would he do/say this?

Okay, so this guy whom I've had a crush on, Hunter, has been giving me weird/mixed signals. We work together, and whenever we do, he always is asking me questions, like what my favorite books are and stuff. I am really...
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Okay, so this guy whom I've had a crush on, Hunter, has been giving me weird/mixed signals. We work together, and whenever we do, he always is asking me questions, like what my Show More
He likes me
He's a player
He doesn't like me
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Any advice to make this girl less nervous around me?

She has known me for a while and she still gets nervous when i talk to her :/. She will answer me but not like she answers and talks to other people. She jokes around with them and laughs but with me she acts more like a...
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Why does my best guy friend suddenly want to know everything about me and tells me everything about himself?

We've been friends for three and a half years, all through high school. Now it's our last year and he seems to be trying to find out everything about me and tells me everything about himself, like his favorite foods and...
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We've been friends for three and a half years, all through high school. Now it's our last year and he seems to be trying to find out everything about me and tells me everything about Show More
Idle friendly curiosity
He wants to be more than friends
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Is she giving me a sign that she's ready for me to be more romantic?

I've been getting to know a girl for about 3 1/2 weeks now. We met about 4 months ago and had a few interactions during that time. About 1 1/2 weeks ago we talked and confirmed our interested in each other but she said...
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Who should I go for? Need advice on two girls I am interested in. Someone please help!?

I have two girls in my college course that I am interested in. Let me start by saying I'm not trying to act like I can make the choice and they are just mine. I'm just trying to figure out which girl may be better for me,...
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For people who have actually been in a LTR: What was my bf thinking?

my bf of two years knew that I could only see him for a few hours last night and then i had to drive out of town to be somewhere this morning. I told him that I would stay as late as I could, which was probably till 11:30...
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If she calls you "friend"?

There's a girl I really like. She knows this, since I told her recently, but told me she is not wanting a relationship since she has had bad experiences in the past. When I told her how I felt, she did tell me I was...
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