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You are on a plane. Before taking off you were on the phone with your boyfriend telling him you will be back from vacation with your girlfriends in a week. He says he can't wait and really he can't, but you can also sense he's excited to be with his boys. You roll your eyes while on the phone while he teasingly says he will have strippers over. He also hints at a nice dinner and a present when you return.

You will meet all your girlfriends in Hawaii. Everyone flew separately. You find your seat and take the window seat. You like to watch from below.

All of a sudden, a man your age finds that his seat is next to yours. He says "can I get the window seat?" You two argue a little bit but finally you give up and let him have the window

seat. Your annoyance level is 2. There is only one magazine, a Cosmo, current issue. But as you reach for it, the crazy passenger, call him Mr. Annoying, grabs it first, even though you were about to clasp it. Great, you have to resort to Sky mall.

Annoyance level 4. All of a sudden, Mr. Annoying rips ass, it smells like Brook field Zoo, literally, like he just took a bear crap, then took the bear crap and mixed it in with donkey dump and then sprayed it with Obsession for Men, Perceive by Avon, and Joop cologne. Yes, that bad.

All of a sudden Mr. Annoying has to sneeze, you can see that scrunched up expression on his face like Renee Zellweger smiling. He is looking for a place to unleash the saliva spray, he, accidentally, turns to you and sneezes on you. All over your neck, cheek and inside your ear. You need a Q tip. Unfortunately

in your gigantic fake Coach bag, you don't carry those.

Mr. Annoying meekly apologizes. He does a few more things that are annoying, like Mr. Bean and Sasha Baren Cohen combined, except, not funny at all. He also falls asleep on your arm, for like 5 seconds that is, leaving drool on your shoulder. Your annoyance level is 10. You start screaming at him. All of a sudden there is shaking, the plane experiences turbulence. There is an electrical storm. You and Mr. Annoying get teleported to a parallel dimension. Everyone else disappears. You two land on a Planet called Nibiru. On that planet are the Nibiruians who bow to both of you and show you some scribbling on the wall of a sacred temple foretelling with accuracy, that you two would arrive via United Airlines via Electrical Storm while going to Hawaii.They say that you both will be saviors of their race, and that both you and Mr. Annoying must fornicate, while they watch, and conceive an Indigo Child whose psychic abilities will allow their race to continue. In addition, you and Mr. Annoying can also go back to earth, but after conceiving the Indigo Child: Option A.



Option B: only the female of you two, can go back to planet Earth if you don't like Option A. You have a decision to make. Either go back to Planet Earth and go to Hawaii, have crazy missed you sex with boyfriend or save Nibiru.