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1. You're an idiot if you expect a woman to be a virgin or even remotely virginal, you will more then likely be stuck with someone's sloppy seconds.

2. If you're lucky, you can go 6 months before she decides to cheat on you for the most petty of reasons

3. Your Payroll and Your Dick determines your Value, your personality literally means jack shit.

4. She holds all the cards in the relationship. If she says jump, you ask how high.

5. She decides when it's time to have sex. If you even remotely pressure her or push her to sex it's sexual harassment.

6. She doesn't have to do anything and has no obligation to stay. Everything you do is to please her and If she finds something she thinks is better then she has every right to dump you without a second thought even if you did everything she wanted.

7. If she cheats on you, you weren't giving her enough attention. If you cheat on her, you are a horrible unfaithful human being.

8. If she dumps you its all your fault. it's always your fault. The woman is completely annulled of any responsibility should a relationship go sour.

9. The relationship isn't Girlfriend and Boyfriend. It's Master and Slave respectively.

Remember all that and you MIGHT have a semi-decent relationship. At least until she gets bored.