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6 feet has become the new gospel, but it’s probably just another “oops we fucked up do this instead” by the authorities.

Remember?
“dont wear a mask,
wear a mask only if you are sick,
everyone should wear a mask,
even non symptomatic people spread it, oh nevermind guess non symptomatic people are unlikely to..

on and on so clearly the authorities are proving they dont know shit bout nothin’
Perhaps this 6 foot gospel is their next revision.

You think the virus can't travel further than that? You think the virus isn't airborne and some tiny plexiglass shield or fabric face mask is going to protect you? Just think of how far a fart can travel? The virus is between 120–140 nm in size it’s not like they are lead weights that hit the ground immediately.

Staying far away from humans is the only way to avoid being infected. You are probably fine upwind at 6’ but just imagine how a fart travels or how air pollination travels and assume rona’ is hitching a ride.