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Disclaimer: We did not break up because of her obsession. lol

But is it normal for 21 year old women to be obsessed with pooping? I've really been curious about this.

About a week into the relationship text me that she was cooking her favorite dish and it gives her enough farts to fill up a gas tank. I told her that was nasty and she said she was sorry, but it was true. Then she goes on to tell me her most embarrassing poop story about how she sharted at Burger King and almost didn't make it to the toilet. I really thought maybe this is just a getting to know each other phase where we share embarrassing stories, but no, it escalates from here.

One weekend, she's on vacation with her family and is in a hotel room with her siblings. I wake up one morning to a text from her asking for advice. I say sure. Then she tells me how she has to take a dump, but doesn't want to wake up her siblings by moving around too much. She was asking me if she should hold it or just go. I told her to just go, but she changes her mind because it's not as bad as when she has FBS (her made up family bowel syndrome where someone in the family randomly has to take a huge crap that they can't hold in).

Another time she sends me a picture herself pooping in a stall-less public bathroom. She complained about how there's no privacy. Then she tells me about how she got revenge on her RA for giving her a citation when she stayed in her college dorm. She broke into the RA's room while she was gone and took a crap in her toilet and didn't flush it. The RA came back and saw the poop, sent an angry email to the whole floor, and got her supervisor involved. My ex loved this and called it the best revenge prank of all time.

Is she mentally stable? Are there other girls this poop obsessed? Why was she like this?

This is a long story but ill try to make it as short as possible

Im a senior, she is a sophmore
I like her a lot and i told her last year

It was the first time we ever talked and i was pretty weird about it
She said she had a boyfriend (ik for a fact she didnt)
Back then i wasn't comfortable talking to girls still

After i asked her, she would stare at me and play with her hair and glance at me all the time but i never had the courage to approach her again

Its been a year since then
Were friendly now, but not friends yet
She gives signs she likes me sometimes

I think she was caught off guard last year or automatically said no cause she thought it was a prank or taken back cause we had never even spoke before

We talk every few days now, and i think she wants to get to know me better
She still stares at me a decent amount

I want to go talk to her about this and try again.

I want to make a joke about what happened last year, tell her i still want to get to know her, take things slow, and see where things go
Hopefully get her number / snapchat

So is this the right way to do it or it it better to slowly bcome friends first? Should i not mention last year at all? Either way, i just need some insight into whats going on here, what she's feeling, and what course of action i should take next.