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Is my 25 year old program manager interested in me?
A counselor of mines who is 25 a Harvard graduate, who doesn't mind when i call him stalker. He knows where I live and constantly reminds me when I go to the program which is once a week. He makes me play games for metro...
I'm just a "school friend". What did I do wrong?
They say I'm just a school friend. The bell rings and the actors line up placing their masks and costumes on. But i arrive bare, vulnerable stripped of everything. For this performance, i shall be myself. I go through the...
I'm starting to lose trust in everyone. What should I do?
I'm a new member in this community. A freshman in high school. An A Honor student participating in theatre and aiming for valedictorian. And I have a bit of a "weird" side. Anyways, ever since I've started high school,...
Am I falling in love with my same-sex best-friend?
We have been friends for about three years now, and ever since we met we've really clicked. We share all of the same interests, so we connect very well. Whenever we hang out I always try to look my best, and act really...
Corny/cheesy jokes: love em or hate em?
What do you think of really corny jokes? Not pick up lines or anything like that. Just to get a couple laughs out of others. For example (since Christmas is right around the corner these will be Christmas themed): What'd...
When is the line drawn when it comes to racist Asian jokes?
I'm so confused about what's right or not. In my high school I noticed that if you make a joke about whites, blacks or Hispanics you'll get jumped or get in trouble. But if its a joke about Asians then everyone laughs...
Why do I catch my crush staring at me?
I have a crush on this guy and class (both in high school and the same grade. We are also in all of the same classes and lunch), and I am getting a vibe that he likes me, but there are also mixed signals. A lot of times...
How can you tell if a guy is emotionally attracted to you, when the physical attraction. is already there?
So guy I like acts caring. I hurt my foot once and was in his shop. He asks what I did and if I am ok. He also cheekily offered to carry me out the shop and we both giggled at that. He also said be careful. He then said...
Got friendzoned. Friend sending mixed signals lately. How should I handle it?
I got ahead of myself and confessed to my friend my feelings. For a month our friendship was on the rocks. She became distant. I got Friendzoned. She wouldn't text me, nothing. We hung out only a few times for the month...
I think my friend likes me but I am unsure about it.?
She is like me, for the most part. We both sing, have a background in a fire department we are workaholics, and have a background in science. The person a lot of the time being indifferent. Their startling admission to me...
What's the worst or funniest joke/pick up line you have ever heard?
Yes I've already asked this but i wanna hear more hilarious responses! so in the opinions below tell me the worst and funniest jokes and pickup lines you have ever heard Feel free to list lots!
How should I go about initiating a conversation with a new guy?
I'm a horrible flirt. I can't make a joke sound funny, if my life depended on it. I'm also an awkward introvert, when it comes to talking to guys that I think are attractive, or I have interest in. This makes it...
What, if any, advice can I give her?
My "best friend" texted me Saturday night ""You're like a broken record of every mushy line in every romance movie ever." Would you take this as a complaint or be offended?" I asked her who sent her that & she said her...
Was This Flirting or..?
At prom I met Tim. He was my best friend's date. They were there as friends (he's like a brother to her). I was my best friend's friends date as he'd no one last-minute. We'd a limo together. Tim and I hit it off...
What should my next move be?
Ok, so this girl and I have been talking for a while, over FB. My phone is broke so I haven't been able to text/call her. She gave me her number without me asking. We went to high school together, but chilled with...
Masculinity and Femininity: The Ideal Man and Woman
I should mention a few things before I dive into this article. These are my opinions, based on my observations and conversations with people. When I say ideal, I mean nobody is perfect. I mean just being the best...
Did I mess up the first "date" or is she waiting for me?
Ok so I met this girl at work, and we talked for a while and then I finally got the courage and asked her for her number. She gave it to me and we started to text. I got to know more of her while texting her and started...
He's not into me.....is he....
Give it to me...cold turkey here people! I'm sorry it's long...I wanted to include as much as possible! Started talking to this guy last Sept...we seemed to hit it off. We'd text pretty much every day for hours - about...
Does my prom date like me? How can I date her?
I went to prom with one of my friends and we are both seniors and 18. I really like her a lot and I can't tell if she had a decent time last night at prom. I picked her up around 5:00 and we took pictures with a replica...
What is this guys deal?
Okay so at school there is this really popular guy who is pretty outgoing. A couple months ago (at the beginning of the school year) one of his best girl friends told me that he liked me. At the time I wasn't friends with...
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