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The UK is beginning to feel like a holiday abroad. It's boiling hot, and no one speaks English. As one guy put it, "I've seen more camel toe than an Egyptian vet."

People are comparing it to the heatwave of '76 even though the only people who were alive back then can't remember what was for breakfast never mind one week from their childhood.

In winter we bitched about the cold, in spring about the nonstop rain, now we're bitching about the heat. But I'm not, I've been making the best of the weather before it turns shit again.

So what about you? When a heatwave hits , what's your plan?