Questions: Guy's Behavior

I've been a boxer brief guy for a long time, but am thinking about going to briefs as my clothing style is changing too.

Reference if you don't know what an underwear type looks like

Albert was married and was apart from his wife for quite some time, ended up having a romantic relationship with his 1st cousin, Elsa, whom he later married after divorcing his first wife. Apparently his first relationship blew up...

If you don't know him, he was really creative and he's well known for his thoughts about "time" and theory of relativity and cool stuff that lead to... nuclear bombs... E=mc2.

Bonus: And would you marry your first cousin? I guess it happens sometimes...

(I was suspended from GAG for three days due to one sh*tstain Karen who lied to me to the sh*tstain "manager" mods, that I'll leave unnamed, cause "that's against the rules" and all. But I wanted to ask this a few days ago.)

I had this idea for an invention on my way to work on Friday. I usually wear clothes like this to work as my job as an ESL teacher. Every day except "Casual Friday."

I don't have to; the only real rule is "no jeans and no cleavage (for women)." But I choose to, cause I want to look professional and take my job a little more seriously, even if a lot of it is having fun and getting Korean kids to enjoy speaking English a lot more.

I used to wear ties to work everyday, cause they look good (despite being uncomfortable) and I liked how I looked with one on. But the problem was, cleaning them. Especially if I was wearing a tie four days out of the week.

So on my way to work on Friday, I had an idea! Shirts with Built-in Neckties on them! The ties would just be part of the shirt and would look just look a real necktie. They could snap or detach from the shirts, if need be. But the whole point is, you wouldn't have to worry about keeping your ties clean as much or worry about putting the ties on! They could also be laundry-safe, as well.

Men, if you had to wear ties often, would you buy this?