Questions: Religion & Spirituality

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Let us say that you are one of the pizzas. Your mother was a pizza, your father was a pizza, your grandparents were pizzas, your great grandparents were pizzas. Your whole lineage as far you can trace back were pizzas. You have gone to the pizza library to verify this.

You have been waiting all your life from the time you were just bread flour being rolled around... WHEEEEEHHH! WOOOOOWWWW! WARBLE WARBLE! I FEEL SICK! To being tossed around, WOOWWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! Then you get tossed around some more, "WARGLE WARGLE! ... BLARGGHHH (powdery vomit everywhere)"

Now you have been delivered to the doorstep of a family. In the house are a mother and father of three. The kids are like, "PIZZZZAAAA! Hurray!" However, you observe that a murder has taken place across the neighborhood. There is a man cutting off another man's body parts while he throws them in the garbage. There is blood dripping between the garbage bags. He tosses them into the garbage nonchalantly creating an explosion of blood through his little plastic bags.

What kind of pizza would you be?

Let us say that you are riding on a pegasus.

WHEEE! I AM RIDING ON A PEGAGUS! (That is you ride now).

Like you are flying through clouds and stuff. And the pegasus beats its wings like, "FLAP FLAP!" and then takes a nose dive. And you're like, "KRRRSSHSHHHHHHHAAWWWWWW!" There are like all kinds of clouds and shit flying through your face.

But suddenly there's this asshole and he shoots an arrow at your pegasus, and it hits her in the wing. What do you do now?