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Should I double text after being left on seen?
A month ago this guy added me on facebook and texted me. A week after we started texting he invited me out for a drink. So we met up and I thought he was very cute just very awkward. He is a stoner so he was high and he...
Farts! When did they happen in your relationship + funny oopsie story?
My boyfriend and I were just playing around in bed, acting all silly and goofy together. Our favorite thing to do is either play fight or just read side by side. Well today we were wrestling a bit (he goes gently on me...
Guys, What does he mean when he said, "I don't need all that:?
My guy has been working VERY hard, no downtime, and is also handling drama with his family. He never asks a day off work, but for his birthday, he took the day off and asked me to take off work too and spend it with him....
Why was he so nice right before breaking up with me?
My ex recently dumped me, and the way he went about it made me feel completely blind-sighted by it. We had made plans to get take-out and watch a movie that night, and he came to my place and offered to pick up my...
The Benefits of Watching Anime Compared to Other Forms of Entertainment
Well, I'm sure this is a take few were expecting. Anime has a different perspective from person to person. For some, it's a lifestyle and is celebrated as a significant cultural art that goes back decades. For others,...
Do you have any silly summer jokes?
I'm really pushing the envelope here, cause just coming up with a joke is tough. He's a favorite I had as a kid which tells that corny ones are up for grabs too. What do you get with a cat that drinks lemonade? A sour...
Is my crush interested in me? Do I have a chance?
First of all, I know people will say we can’t like eachother since we haven’t met in person yet. I am not saying we are in love. I am simply wondering if we could take this further in person and if he is interested. Keep...
What's your favorite joke or riddle?
Or even a tongue twister... but not the Peter Piper or she sell sea shells (those are common).
Is this election meddling? How do you like it?
Investigative Journalists caught their Exec. on camera discussing how Google plans to control the U. S. electoral process and prevent Trump, or anyone they dislike, from ever getting elected again!!! They have video,...
Do you support Googles effort to control political news and discussion in preparation for 2020? Is this election meddling?
Investigative Journalists caught their Exec. on camera discussing how google plans to control the U. S. electoral process and prevent Trump or anyone they dislike from ever getting elected again!!! Google "is bent on...
You think I'm her next choice?
Heh, so this girl has a boyfriend but I don't know man, maybe I can shoot my shot soon when they break up. I make this girl laugh like 24 /7, she says I'm her favorite person etc. Like one time I went to her house with...
Is this just all in my head?
I like a guy at work. We don’t know each other too well, but we’ve been working together for about a month now. He used to be pretty awful to me (like he’d be a total douche canoe for no reason), but lately he’s been...
Why do women seem to dislike it when another woman who is slimmer than them talks about her huge appetite?
Ie. I was telling these girls that a new Chinese buffet in my city is my new favorite place and it’s actually dangerous to let me loose there as I eat everything and take stuff home in napkins too! And I was being...
My Strange Movie Awards Part 1
In this past week, the first Mean Girls movie turned 15 years old. I can still vividly remember seeing that movie for the first time at a local Drive-In Theater when the movie had first came out to the public. After...
Did you watch Anthony Jeselnik’s new Netflix special Fire in the Maternity Ward?
My favorite joke was a comment about keeping a cup of toothbrushes. And I really appreciated the opening that went straight to his comedy with out the whole “presenting and walking out on stage bit”. That’s just a waste...
Goth girls and non-goth men?
I am gothic and haven't felt attracted to goth or alternative men. Men naturally assume Im not going to like them since they aren't. My favorite are suburban type guys, who wear bright stylish clothing and are happy...
An oldie but goodie, what's your favorite joke story?
Here is an old one but still funny: You are riding on the public bus and you suddenly have to fart really bad. It's so bad that it starts to bloat your stomach. Sp you sit there, thinking about what to do when...
Favorite Subjects (Part 2)
Gather around children, for it is story time. After a few months i shall cover yet another subject I am very fond of : Mythologies. I can't really say where this fascination comes from but I know that I fucking LOVE...
Wow me. I want to hear the dumbest shit you've read on dating profiles?
I was just talking to one of my 12,000 virtual GAG girlfriends, and we were joking about this. Girls, guys are just as stupid, so give it your all. Sally: If you're a toothless asshole, don't message me. Bo: What...
My partner broke up with me and I’d like to know what they mean by what they said. Are they not stable is it because of me? Please explain?
they texted me and said This is what she said You’re not a joke. I might not show you lately, but I care about you. The problem is my inability to spend time with you. The other one is the age again. I still...
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